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John Lucas

IX BULC DRANNATS NITRAM EHT

(A Bagatelle)

Mort Sahl

Maurice Schwob

Maurice Sendak

Mahendra Solanki

Marin Sorescu

Muggsy Spanier

Mickey Spillane

Michael Standen

Meic Stephens

Martin Stannard (Capt)

Mark Stein

Umpire Michael Schmidt

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CLUB MASSEUSE

Mery! Streep

 

CLUB COACH

Martin Scorsese

 

CLUB PSYCHOLOGIST

Mary Shelley (Asst. Muriel Spark)

 

CLUB MUSICAL DIRECTOR

Max Schillings unt der Meister Singers

 

CLUB KIT

Marks and Spenser

 

CLUB MASCOT

Mindy Starr (She got sloshed in the Astor Bar)

 

CLUB MOTTO

Mortuis Sonnetum

 

CLUB BADGE

Muricate Sabres

 

CLUB COLOURS

Magenta on Sable

 

CLUB MEETING GROUND

Mount St. NG1 (If wet in Manvers Saloon)

 

CLUB BAR

Mansfield & Shipstone’s (Suppliers)

Prop. Matthew Sweeney

 

CLUB AUDITOR

Mr. Rich Sunak

 

 

 

 

 

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